jesus fucking christ who let jerry seinfeld write a kids movie
The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.
The only historically accurate line in the whole film.
*gets gay married during the purge*
i couldnt scroll past this i had to reblog
I really tried to scroll past it
SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT
So if a teenager is at school for roughly 8 hours, and they are doing homework for 6+ hours, and they need AT LEAST 9 HOURS OF SLEEP FOR THEIR DEVELOPING BRAINS, then they may have 0-1 hours for other activities like eating, bathing, exercise, socializing (which is actually incredibly important for emotional, mental, and physical health, as well as the development of skills vital to their future career and having healthy romantic relationships among other things), religious activities, hobbies, extra curriculars, medical care of any kind, chores (also a skill/habit development thing and required by many parents), relaxation, and family time? Not to mention that your parents may or may not pressure you to get a job, or you might need to get one for economic reasons.
I will never not reblog this
Thank you, modern family.
heteronormativity is so weird like yesterday I was at my aunts beach house and some of her in-laws brought over this small baby. and the baby puts it’s hand on it’s brow to keep the sun out of it’s eyes and his father says “look at that! Leon is looking for girls!” Leon is eight months old I don’t think he knows what a girl is yet
"I’m a traffic cop. It’s a job. Somebody’s got to do it. I don’t even represent myself when I’m working. If I was representing myself, I’d let everyone off with a warning. I represent a system. Did I design the system? No. I just enforce it. It’s not for me to decide the system. We elect the people who decide the system. When I write a ticket, everyone tells me a reason that they don’t deserve it. If I gave a warning to everyone with a reason, I wouldn’t give any tickets, and the system wouldn’t work. I don’t get any joy by giving a ticket. And I’m not upset if you beat it in court. It’s not personal. It’s my job."
Fox News spent a segment mocking and laughing at Illinois State University’s decision to accommodate LGBT students with all-gender restroom signs, stating, “we’re all a little confused by it.”
Turns out, a lot of people don’t share Fox’s bewilderment.
The following day, host Steve Doocy conducted man-on-the-street interviews with the sign, asking random “Fox fans” what they thought it meant.
Much to Fox’s dismay, not a single fan (including a young boy) responded to the question with the confusion and outrage that Fox expected.
THEIR REACTION TO THE STREET PORTION OF THE INTERVIEW THOUGH
YOU CAN SEE THE SMOKE FROM THEIR BRAIN AS THEY TRY AND BACKPEDAL OUT OF THAT STORY BECAUSE THERE WAS NO OUTRAGE TO REACT TO
"….Why is the torso so big……………….. and the dress so small?"
trends women should avoid 2014: men’s opinions
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We’re raising money for Africa in honor of chen’s birthday, we’ve already raised over 2k with 2 months to go and we’re collaborating with one of his korean fansites so he will definitely receive a certificate indicating that this money was donated in his name along with YOUR messages and YOUR names! Please donate if you can and please please please try to spread the message!! Remember that besides making chen happy, this goes to a good cause!!!
hair is not permanent. baths will make u sleepy and so will lotion. if u aren’t up for school don’t fucking go. u don’t need to explain urself. it’s ok to give in to societies expectations sometimes. girl sweat is a gift from whatever the fuck u believe in. just bcause u can,doesn’t mean u should. bring food with u everywhere and don’t hesitate to eat it. u aren’t as bloated as u think u r. write things on ur hands.
My father passed away last December and my family wasn’t allowed to attend the funeral. We are seeking legal action to be able to at least visit his grave. It’s a very long complicated story, please read under the cut or see the fundraiser page at: http://www.youcaring.com/other/help-bring-justice-and-closure/172571#sthash.tb9e8d9g.dpuf